In case my lack of posts has been any indication, the
post-collegiate life has been kicking my behind. This isn’t to say that I
haven’t been keeping up and dealing a blow right back at it, but casual blogging
hasn’t fit into my schedule quite as seamlessly as it used to. But, after just
over two months of bringing home the bacon, I was finally inspired enough to write
a new post: debunking after-school myths that I’ve thus far discovered to be
abhorrently false.
1. You won’t get a job
unless you have connections.
In my last semester of school, I reached out to “connections”
I hadn’t spoken to since middle school, because that’s how you get a job,
right? WRONG! Of all the calls I made, emails I sent, casual lunches I sat
through and informal interviews I prepared for, the job I ended up with came to
me through a random job site my mom happened to be on that day. Don’t keep
yourself from applying for a job you want just because someone says you won’t
get it.
2. You’ll actually have
enough money to do the things you want.
Unless you’re a genius or just got access to your trust
fund, you’re not going to be making as much money as you thought you were.
Maybe if you save every month for a year, you can afford a vacation to your
grandma’s house.
3. Going out during the
week is over.
After leaving school, not only are you still allowed (and
often encouraged) to go out during the week, but oftentimes, if you’re lucky,
your company will also pay for said drinks. Whether it’s office parties, group
happy hours, or just some after-work drinks, you won’t have to worry about
mourning the loss of your collegiate drinking habits.
4. You finally have
weekends to yourself.
Even though no homework is the best thing that’s happened to
me since Santa Clause himself, taking it out of the equation definitely hasn’t
freed up my weekends.
When you work from 9-6, you run out of time for things like
grocery shopping, doctor’s appointments, or even just depositing that
hard-earned paycheck. Weekends are for catching up on all the chores you have
no time to do when you’re working all day.